Timeline of John Hoff Oklahoma Law License Application and Results

Thursday, October 24, 2013

John Hoff's Employer Identified As Colclazier & Associates of Seminole, Oklahoma

Sorry for the delay in posting this information but, I have been dealing with another matter that continues to take up most of my time.

I have been able to confirm that John Hoff aka Johnny Northside has been staying in Oklahoma in recent months while working for Colclazier and Associates in a undetermined capacity. The law firm is located in Seminole, Oklahoma which is near the city of Ada.

Hoff submitted an application to the Oklahoma Board of Bar Examiners in early September 2013 to be allowed to take the Oklahoma Bar exam in hopes of becoming a licensed attorney  in the State of Oklahoma. Yes.... Oklahoma.
He has claimed on his blog that he has no plans to move from Minnesota so, I can only speculate that he has been maintaining his north Minneapolis address for residency while working in Oklahoma perhaps on a contract basis.

The law firm Hoff has been working for also employs Lloyd Palmer who is an attorney. Palmer is likely the person who encouraged Hoff to try to make use of his law degree that he obtained from the University of North Dakota nearly 10 years ago.
Hoff made mention of a buddy in one of his articles that was determined to be Sgt. Lloyd Palmer who was also in the same National Guard unit with Hoff,  the 45th Infantry Brigade Combat Team.
Here is a link to an audio interview with Palmer:
Lloyd Palmer interview

Here is the information on the law firm Hoff is believed to still be working for...

Colclazier and Associates

404 N Main St
SeminoleOK 74868
(405) 382-1212

A reminder to all readers:
The next time the Bar exam will be offered in Oklahoma is February 2014. In order for John Hoff to be allowed to take the exam, he must pass a character fitness and background check by the Board of Examiners. They will look into the background for the moral character of Hoff and it is my belief that under no circumstances should John Hoff be allowed to take that exam nor should he be allowed the opportunity to become a licensed attorney in any State.
If you have documentation of past Hoff behavior that you believe the Board of Examiners should consider in their investigation, please click the following link for instructions.
OK Board of Examiners info for Hoff

Monday, September 16, 2013

Blogger Hoff Pursuing License to Practice Law in Oklahoma, Must Pass Moral & Character Fitness Check

Photo of Hoff obtained from FaceBook page in public domain.
This blog entry is very unique because of the information it contains. Rather than the usual build up about John Hoff’s history before getting to the point of the post, I want to get right to the meat of the story and make the following announcement.

It has been confirmed that John Willard Hoff AKA Johnny Northside of the Adventures of Johnny Northside.com blog, has submitted an application recently with the Oklahoma Board of Bar Examiners to take the Bar exam to become a licensed attorney in the State of Oklahoma.

Up until this past week it had only been speculation that Hoff had been working in Oklahoma but, unclear in what capacity or for what purpose. I personally can’t claim to be 100% certain of how long he has been working there or who exactly he has been working there. A few sources have given me more specific information but, I decided to focus my attention on getting proof that John Hoff is trying to become a licensed attorney and I am now the first to report the news which was verified by the Oklahoma Board of Bar Examiners. Now on with the story…

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Will Johnny Northside Ever Be Accepted? Not Likely

Before John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside understood rejection
Image courtesy of Gary Larson - Far Side 
I saw this cartoon the other day and it made me wonder if John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside (milf) has ever been able to get along with another person for an extended period of time?

Over the past 5-6 years, I have become as close to a Hoff Historian as I hope there ever will be. During that time I have been able to identify trends with his actions and reactions with his life experiences as well as for those who have come into contact with him and on rare occasions, become friends with him. As Hoff inches closer to reaching his 50th birthday, one thing has remained consistent in his lifetime: John Hoff does not appear to have any "friends for life" or even any long term friends. Sure, he would likely dispute that assumption but, that is actually MY ENTIRE POINT!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Northside, Johnny Northside: Imaginary Secret Agent On The Move As Trackers Close In

Secret Agent John Hoff AKA 00-Hoff. Photo courtesy of StarTribune
I can just picture the scene in my head as I laugh uncontrollably. James Bond music starts playing as John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside, wait, I meant, 00 (as in Double "O") Northside walks across the screen, dressed to no frill in a suit that doesn't fit, his tie resembling a used car salesman's that only covers half his beer belly, then he turns and pulls his cell phone like Bond pulls his gun. 00-Hoff shows his cocky little grin as he knows he is the best secret agent since James Bond. The sad thing about that scene is John Hoff probably played that role in his mind so many times that he starts to see himself as someone he isn't.

He was born John Hoff. Since then he has become John Hoffman, the author of two critically acclaimed books (sarcasm) on Dumpster Diving and then he became Northside... Johnny Northside.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Arrest Information Found On John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside

Random pic of Occupy demonstrators. Hoff not pictured.

One of the more "ballsy" things blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside does is copy the monthly Hennepin County Jail Roster before it is removed from the county website and re-publishes the list on his own blog, The Adventures of Johnny Northside.

Since he began posting the jail rosters on his blog, several people whose names have appeared on the list have contacted Hoff, asking him to remove their name from the list. Hoff has publicly ridiculed many of those people and has even published the emails that were sent to him. His attitude about removing names has been "Too bad! You shouldn't have gotten arrested!"

All one has to do in order to get put on the original county jail roster is get arrested. It does not matter if charges are ever filed or dropped because, the jail roster is merely a list of people who were arrested. However, the mere fact that a person had been arrested has been enough for prospective employers to pass on hiring someone after they discovered the applicants name on the jail roster published on Hoff's blog.

Several months ago Hoff outdid himself by manipulating people on the list by announcing on his blog that he is willing to remove a person's name from the list (only what is published on HIS site) for... A FEE! In fact, here is what Hoff said on his blog when he announced his plan...(Click HERE to read post on his blog)

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Activist Megan Goodmundson Makes North Minneapolis A Better Place... By Leaving!

I have to admit that I am not exactly reporting on up to the minute news with this but, better late than never.
Long time north Minneapolis activist Megan Goodmundson is no longer living in NoMi. In fact, she is no longer living in the Twin Cities. Several sources have confirmed that Megan Goodmundson no longer lives in her house on Newton Ave. N in Minneapolis after moving north of the cities to the Minnesota town of New York Mills. According to the New York Mills city council minutes from December 2012, Goodmundson had been hired by Kim Hoban who manages the local liquor store/bar as a part-time bartender. Click HERE and see the liquor store report on page 2.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Blogger Johnny Northside Is Helped by "Low Income Property Mogul" Then Turns Against "Slumlords"

"Slug" image courtesy of Ryan Turner

After being a more or less, "John Hoff historian" for the past five years, my reactions to so many of his two-faced, hypocritical and even "thuggish" writings and actions have become somewhat numbed as I am not easily surprised by him anymore. This post is one of the rare times I sit back after discovering Hoff had done something particularly disturbing and think to myself, 'Good God! This slug would think nothing of stealing a toddlers piggy-bank!' (Note: In his Dumpster Diving book he admitted to looting change from a wishing well pool but, that is another story)

Hoff aka Johnny Northside, has done everything he could think of in his attempt to make a name for himself during his self-promoting tour of north Minneapolis. As previously pointed out on this blog, Hoff has gone on an all-out attack against people who the general public would not want to defend. Among some of those targets are Level 3 Sex Offenders, gang members, local residents he has deemed "shady" and one of his favorites to attack... Rental property owners that he has constantly referred to as "Slumlords."

In 2010, Hoff wrote a 24-page plea for "mercy" to the judge in his delinquent child support case that gave an almost play by play description of his life from the early 90's to the present (at that time it was 2010).
In that document, Hoff wrote about two separate times when his very survival was greatly assisted by two people he referred to as "low income rental property mogul" and "low income property mogul(s)."

Friday, March 1, 2013

Blogger Hoff Lies About Where His Donation Money Was Used

Blogger John Hoff owns Minneapolis' most controversial blog,  The Adventures of Johnny Northside.
One of the main purposes for the Misadventures of Johnny Northside blog is to inform the public about Hoff and his past, current and even future wrongdoings. We have documented several instances where Hoff lied to any number of people who range from everyday people who read his blog up to but, not limited to, the Veteran's Administration and at least one judge.

Hoff's biggest enemy is not me, Jim Watkins (as Hoff has stated). Rather it is himself. He gets caught up in the minor publicity that comes with being sued for getting someone fired and LOSING, resulting in a $60,000 judgement against him. For Hoff to appeal the case, he needed roughly $4000 to file the appeal. It ended up being paid by a free speech group that joined his case as a "friend of the court."

Since March of 2011, which is right after he lost round 1 of the "Trial of the Century" (that too was a name Hoff decided to attach to his case), Hoff's homepage on his blog has been soliciting cash donations to help "defend the first amendment." Below is the copy of his plea for money.
Support The Adventures of Johnny Northside--WE NEED FUNDS TO DEFEND THE FIRST AMENDMENT!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Blogger Johnny Northside's Penny Stock: Worthless!

On February 21, 2011, Johnny Northside AKA John Hoff, wrote a blog post about a penny stock that he had recently invested his money AND his son's money in. Click here to read his post.

The information below shows the company Hoff invested his and his sons money with, has gone Belly-Up. It seems like everything Hoff touches and puts effort into, seem to do the same thing... TANK!
 The following company financial data was copied on Feb. 28, 2013 and is courtesy of Scottrade.com
SurgLine International, Inc., formerly China Nuvo Solar Energy Inc., is a holding company. The Company wholly owns SurgLine, Inc. (SurgLine) and Nuvo Solar Energy, Inc. Nuvo Solar Energy, Inc. is a development-stage company that owns solar and photovoltaic related technology. The Company is also seeking other business opportunities. 
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0.0014 / 5/15/2012
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Hoff compared this company to north Minneapolis when he said,
"I feel an affinity with the stock. I say to myself, "This stock is like my neighborhood. Right now, you can buy in for pennies on the dollar but we have unlimited potential."
We all have seen the values in Hoff's neighborhood go thru the roof since he announced his big investment. Sarcasm there because, his neighborhood is no better off now than it was before Hoff stumbled into it. One could argue that his "efforts" have done nothing to help the neighborhood but, no one can argue the fact that Hoff's investment vision is really piss-poor.
Hoff's investment in the stock demonstrated that he is "Proud to be an American" ... After all, it WAS a CHINESE company!  Way to invest in your own neighborhood and Country, John!

I might suggest that Hoff should have done some smooth maneuvering and sold the stock when he could have gotten some of the money back. It stands to reason because, before he moved to Minneapolis he maneuvered all around St. Paul. Forget the fact that I am talking about how he lived in a beaten up 1979 Shasta RV and had to constantly move it from street to street to avoid being towed. Click here and see page 11 of the 24-page "Have Mercy" plea Hoff submitted to the judge in  his delinquent child support case.

In looking at past endeavors of John Hoff, I would say the "Safe Bet" is putting your money and trust in places John Hoff is NOT.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Blogger Johnny Northside Lies to the V.A., the Public and a Judge. Then Begs for "MERCY"

In 2010, blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside was behind in his child support payments and his ex-wife finally took him to court over it.
Some readers may recall that Hoff claimed on his blog that he was never in arrears but, this document clearly shows that he was behind. The document is written by John Hoff and the majority of it is written in the third person as Hoff was acting as his own attorney.

It is really a LONG document to read but, to put it bluntly... It is one of the most entertaining things that Hoff has ever written. Of course, I mean that in a sarcastic tone because, in reality it is disturbing how Hoff took so much time and effort to deflect any blame in the matter while constantly blaming every bump in his road of life as an adult on his ex-wife. Hoff contradicts himself many times in his "plea for mercy" and lied about several things as the document was drafted in his own defense to the presiding judge in the support case.

I will post proof that Hoff lied to:  The judge in the support case. The Veteran's Administration AND to his readers of his blog and the general public. Hoff is a compulsive liar and he commonly lies while attempting to cover any number of his past lies. In the end, Hoff probably can't tell the difference between the truth and one of his lies. I will say that in my opinion, Hoff may not be capable of accepting the truth and therefore, he might not realize that he has lied about something. Regardless, what is posted here was all written by Hoff himself. I am merely documenting his lies and misrepresentations for the readers to see for themselves.

Here is the link to the 24-page Hoff "plea to the court for MERCY"  Click here for Mercy-Hoff


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Blogger John Hoff Published Lies & Twisted Facts While "First Amendment Retaliating" Against Online Foe - Part I

This picture explains the feud between Johnny Northside and the Anti-Johnny Northside

Blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside went on a rampage against this blogger with the intention of ruining my professional reputation while smearing me personally at the same time. He published a three part series on his blog that started in September of 2012 and continued into November. Just a few short years ago Hoff sent me an email that more or less said, "Back off of me or I will be forced to First Amendment Retaliate and ruin your career." Click HERE to read Hoff's email threat.

Readers of this blog know that I did not back down to his threat. It took Hoff a few years but, he did finally carry out his threat and the previous post on this Blog documented proof that his attack has yet to stop.

My time has finally allowed me to address some of the lies and partial truths he published in his 3-part attack against me. This is Part I of my series of setting the record straight.
That reminds me of a joke I made up about John Hoff.
Q: How can someone tell when John Hoff is lying?A: His lips are moving! (in his case, his fingers are moving and typing)

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Blogger John Hoff Shows Compassion

Forgive me for the title of this post as it was meant in sarcasm. It would appear that Hoff aka Johnny Northside has been glorifying himself on both his blog as well as on the Facebook page, NorthTalk by claiming awareness to a current law would feed millio... Read what he said on his site for yourself.
"A law that languishes in obscurity could feed our nation and save millions of tons of food, if only the law were promoted and publicized."
Yes Sir! Could it be possible that North Minneapolis' top Bully Blogger and scavenger dumpster diver is turning over a new leaf in his life and putting his extensive, student loan paid education (loans not repaid yet) to good use? Better yet, using it to help save our nation and have no time for using his blog for his personal attacks against those who dare challenge him as he has with attorney Jill Clark and his 58+ posts about her?
To that I say, You can take John Hoff out of the dumpster but, you can't take the dumpster out of Hoff. It is in his blood to attack and stalk others while nearly begging to gain supporters for his actions. Wait! That isn't right. Hoff insists that "I" (Jim Watkins) am the stalker.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

NoMi Visit Proves To Be Un-Eventful and Tall Tale For Blogger Johnny Northside

Note: This is the 2nd pic taken of John Hoff's roommate.
Taken by Jim Watkins on Oct. 8, 2012 in North Minneapolis.

In October of 2012, John Hoff wrote a scathing article about me, Jim Watkins (called the “anti Johnny” by Hoff) on his blog, consisting of mostly fiction and/or misrepresenting what really happened. I will warn the readers ahead of time that this post won’t contain any juicy details of the events that really took place because the entire encounter was rather quick and uneventful. True to his style of “stirring up shit” and trying to make something out of nothing, Hoff’s post itself ended up being more entertaining than the encounter itself.

The post I am referring to is called, "Afraid To Visit North Minneapolis Himself, Evil Anti-Johnny Sends "Proxy Fraidy Cat" To This Blogger's House, Chapter Three Of The Evil Anti-Johnny Book Of Revelations.."  Click here to read. 
Below is some of the content from Hoff’s post and my words are in bold red.
Monday while I was away from home and having a late lunch with my attorney after giving a talk to some law students, the Evil Anti-Johnny blogger sent somebody to my house to snap a picture, and then the dude took off running down the alley like, well, there's just no other way to put it.Like a little bitch....”

Friday, January 4, 2013

2013 Marks Over Five Years Of Blogging For The Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside Blog, Once Deemed a "Bastard Child of a Blog" and "Brief Amusement"

Photo by Anti Johnny of Hoff at Broadway Pizza in 2009. 

Happy 2013 to all the readers of the Mis-Adventures blog!
The last few months of 2012 were busy ones for me and I didn't post much on this blog as a result. However, that is not saying there was nothing John Hoff-related to post. Hoff was plenty busy keeping up with his attacks against me both on his blog as well as other sites on the Internet. In the coming weeks I will be addressing some of them and ignoring the rest as they tend to be both non-sense and/or repetitive.
I will also be posting my long-overdue response to Hoff's post, "Afraid To Visit North Minneapolis Himself, Evil Anti-Johnny Sends "Proxy Fraidy Cat" To This Blogger's House, Chapter Three Of The Evil Anti-Johnny Book Of Revelations.." 
Consider it the other side to the story if you like but, as I will explain, about the only story involved was the above mentioned post on Hoff's blog and how he came up with such a crazy, far-fetched and some of it simply un-true analysis of the otherwise un-eventful encounter.

All of that and a lot of other updates about John Hoff will be posted here soon!

The headline of this post shows "Bastard Child Of A Blog" and "Brief Amusement" in quotations and the credit for them goes to John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside himself.
The Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside blog began back in August of 2008 and within days of its birth, Hoff posted his response/opinion to it on his blog. Here is the link to that post... Hoff on the Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside. In that post, Hoff first referred to me as the "Anti Johnny" and called this blog a "Bastard Child Of A Blog" and "Brief Amusement". Here we are in 2013, over five years since it first appeared online and I can say that John Hoff was mistaken. He was mistaken because, the Mis-Adventures has been alive and well since and is only five months younger than his "long running" blog, The Adventures of Johnny Northside.
This is only my opinion but, with all the content this blog has brought to the public about Hoff and what is soon to come... This blog has been anything but, a "brief amusement" to John Hoff.