Timeline of John Hoff Oklahoma Law License Application and Results

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Blogger Johnny Northside Lies to the V.A., the Public and a Judge. Then Begs for "MERCY"


In 2010, blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside was behind in his child support payments and his ex-wife finally took him to court over it.
Some readers may recall that Hoff claimed on his blog that he was never in arrears but, this document clearly shows that he was behind. The document is written by John Hoff and the majority of it is written in the third person as Hoff was acting as his own attorney.

It is really a LONG document to read but, to put it bluntly... It is one of the most entertaining things that Hoff has ever written. Of course, I mean that in a sarcastic tone because, in reality it is disturbing how Hoff took so much time and effort to deflect any blame in the matter while constantly blaming every bump in his road of life as an adult on his ex-wife. Hoff contradicts himself many times in his "plea for mercy" and lied about several things as the document was drafted in his own defense to the presiding judge in the support case.

I will post proof that Hoff lied to:  The judge in the support case. The Veteran's Administration AND to his readers of his blog and the general public. Hoff is a compulsive liar and he commonly lies while attempting to cover any number of his past lies. In the end, Hoff probably can't tell the difference between the truth and one of his lies. I will say that in my opinion, Hoff may not be capable of accepting the truth and therefore, he might not realize that he has lied about something. Regardless, what is posted here was all written by Hoff himself. I am merely documenting his lies and misrepresentations for the readers to see for themselves.

Here is the link to the 24-page Hoff "plea to the court for MERCY"  Click here for Mercy-Hoff

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I have copied several parts of the document and converted them into .jpg files for those of you that don't wish to endure reading the 24-page "woe is me" plea for mercy by Hoff.

So... What do ya say? Let's get on with the Hoff lies!

This part of the "have mercy" document shows Hoff in (2000) blaming his ex wife for "completely" looting and "devastating" his credit. He goes on to claim he took "most" of his money out of his 401K to live on. (click on pic to see full size)



What do you know but, just a short time after he claimed his credit was ruined and he nearly maxed out his 401K, he tells the judge how he managed to buy his $3,800 property in Inkster, ND...

Maybe he had a second credit file and his 401K hit the lotto? I would think the judge would have noticed his lie with that. I will come back to his credit situation in a minute.
We now move along to his big lie to, well I would say he lied to everyone about his VA status as an injured vet. Here is what he told the judge about his sudden stroke of luck with the VA!

With what I am going to post next, it is quite clear that none of the above statement is true. With the help of some great anti-Hoff friends, I was sent Hoff's VA disability document!
First, I am showing another lie about the VA disability that Hoff told the judge. Note the last sentence of it...


Did everyone get that? Hoff told the judge that the VA considers him a 30% disabled vet. That is THIRTY percent. Wait! Something is not right about that. How could he be 30% disabled when the VA says otherwise? Have a look at the following... (click on pic to view full size)

The yellow highlight w red arrow on the top clearly says that the VA gave him a 20% disability. TWENTY... Not THIRTY! Look below at the middle of the page at the second yellow highlight. It says that there is no evidence to warrant a change with the 20% status. That tells me that Hoff had been after them all along trying to milk a little more out of them.
Remember the stroke of luck with the "long dormant" VA appeal? Well, look at the third yellow highlight where the VA tells him, "Since you have continuously prosecuted your claim from the date we received it." Hoff had been after them again and again with his petty claims to wear the VA down so they will give him money. Then look at the blue highlight with the red arrow... The VA states: "Both legs are 39 inches bilaterally" and just before that they said there was "no evidence of functional leg length discrepancy." 
Wait a minute... That can't be true because, Hoff has told his readers that he suffered a serious leg injury that left him permanently disabled. In fact, here is a screen shot of where he said that on his blog and below that is the VA repeating that Hoff had told them previously that both his legs were the same length.
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Did you all see that? Hoff tells people that one leg is a full TWO INCHES shorter than the other when in fact, as the documentation shows... Is a lie! Hoff still asks for donations on his blog to help defend the first amendment and he claims his blog only tells the truth. The documents above clearly show that John Hoff aka Johnny Northside is a LIAR and he has lied to the public, a judge and the VA.  What a role model Hoff is to us all (sarcasm).

How about a little more to upset your stomach? Hoff said the following to the Judge about his efforts as an activist in Minneapolis...


He actually said, "extraordinary citizenship." I fail to see how someone who lies as he has can see himself as an upstanding citizen.
However, I saved the best for last. Take note of what Hoff tells the judge he has offered to do many times...


Good LORD! I don't know where to start with those three paragraphs! He noted that the record will reflect that he had repeatedly OFFERED to go to JAIL in exchange for his past due child support being wiped out!!! He is really SERIOUS about that! Maybe Hoff doesn't understand that child support is NOT some sort of fine or monetary penalty but, it is actually money that is supposed to be paid to SUPPORT his CHILD! Hoff states in the long document several times that his ex wife makes good money now and because of that he seems to think that his contribution of child support is not needed. Maybe his ex doesn't need it. I don't know but, the fact is, John Hoff is a father and his 24-page "have mercy" slew of woe is me and lies is a despicable attempt to avoid taking responsibility as a father. AND he blames everyone along the way except himself.

This last part is my personal opinion....
Upon reading Hoff's lies and attempts to avoid responsibility as a father, I can honestly say that I find it disgraceful that he attacks anyone with his blog. His favorite targets are slum lords, criminals and level 3 sex offenders..... All of those are people the general public will tolerate someone like Hoff attacking but, with the documents that I read and have shown in this post, I will be so bold as to suggest that John Hoff is LOWER than any of the three groups that he attacks. It is moments like this that make me embarrassed be an American along side Hoff. He is no hero. He is lower than a zero!

Thank you to all that helped obtain the documents posted in this article. I could not have done it without your help!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow this guy is truly a professional victim!

Anonymous said...

@9:07 - ya think? The first paragraph alone is enough to make me puke all over my shoes. How could any respectable judge really take this guy seriously?

Anonymous said...

Oh my gawd. I think I peed my pants a little reading that little fairy tale.

"Burger King summit"
"crummy"
"outstanding and inspiring teaching assistant"

Holy Crap! That's all in a court document? Seriously?????

Jim Watkins said...

@ Anon 9:07... That is a GREAT term! Professional Victim! I will at least give the credit for that to the "Anon commenter." I love it!
@ Anon 3:21... Even if I had wanted to, I doubt I could come up w some of the far-fetched make believe stuff that Hoff did in that document. Crazy, isn't it... I mean, HE!

Anonymous said...

If he was not so horrible to others this lunacy would be sad. I wonder if he complied with the tax laws with all of these house and property " trades"? Also, too bad 311 was not in existence when he lived in the RV, I can just hear the calls from the people he calls friends.

Anonymous said...

What a loser! How is he not embarrassed by this craziness?

Anonymous said...

Be sure to make sure this show up on google searches of his name. Then, just like he does to his victims, every time a potential employer googles him they will see what a nut and a failure he is.

Anonymous said...

How is it that a disabled Veteran with a law degree cannot get a full time job with a livable wage? I know felons that are Asst Managers at Chipotle making $13 per hour with benefits. That is 3x what Hoff claims.

It also appears that John left out a few "details" about his time in Seattle and Grand Forks.......

Jim Watkins said...

@ Anon 9:51PM :
The simple answer to that is... Student Loans. Rather than getting a job... Any job, he has continued to go back to school for more education and most important, more student loan money that I think he has skimmed from in order to survive. As soon as he gets a job, then he has to start re-paying the mountain of loan debt he has compiled.

Anonymous said...

Here is a Direct Quote from John The Predator Hoff; from his own self serving, hate filled, Blog. Get a whiff of Phony John's own so-called playbook, here! Please observe, in his opine regarding sexual predators, how Phony John is inadvertently describing himself, below:n

"That is what these predators do. They work their way into positions that make it easy to do what they do but at the same time, disguise themselves as saints, which clouds their victims' credibility. Ick."
John Hoff

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the blackmail scheme he has come up with. His true colors are really out now.

Anonymous said...

This-Just-in Dept //;0/ On the North Talk Facebook page John The Cyber-Bully Hoff Poo Poos the very idea of the JACC Neighborhood Group Hosting a meeting about the nature of Bullying and Bullies. What is the need for it, he asks? Hilarious must read. Postscript- Meeting was held!

Anonymous said...

Where have all the Cyber-Bullies gone...?? Long time passes....
La la la...la la la la....

Did John The Uber-Bully Hoff out hate them and they simply fatigued out? Did one or another victim sue them into silencio? Bankruptcy??

Megan G Dumpy Lump... I.I. aka Eric Up-side-down Pudding Pile Introverted Stalker..where r they now???

Anonymous said...

Has Johnny-Boy ever proven that he finished law school? I doubt he could even score high enough on the LSAT to get in. His writing and grammar are abysmal.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Boy ohhhh Johnny Boy
Your nose is in Pete's Armpit...

Anonymous said...

I would like to see someone who is on his "jail roster" list whose case was dismissed contact him, tell him the case was dismissed and ask to take it off. Then when he refuses to unless they pay him, get a lawyer and sue him.