|Parody comparison of a Bee and John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside|
I got an email the other day from a person who has been crucified by John Hoff AKA Johnny Northsider in the past. I had sent them an earlier email to tell them Hoff was once again, going after attorney Jill Clark. Or at least posted the lawsuit that Clark had recently filed in Hennepin County.
For a guy who is wanting to get licensed to practice law... Following up on the most published, attacked subject in blog history, Jill Clark.... Is not the choice many other people would choose to write about.
During the years this blog has existed, there have been countless comparisons made involving Hoff when trying to explain so many of his mis-deeds. Some of the comparisons include: A slug, a yellow journalist (lower than Geraldo Rivera, a member of the Mafia, skid marks, etc., etc., etc.
The comparison that I was given in the email is simply outstanding and I think it deserves to be showcased with a post of its own.
Here is the comparison that was sent to me about John Hoff.
There once was a bee and an alligator that needed to cross the river that was flooding on the side they were on.
The bee couldn’t make it that far and the alligator wasn’t tall enough to navigate the river as it was near the waterfall.
They are mortal enemies that have fought for ages. Finally when the river was just about to swallow them up they cut a deal. They agreed that the bee wouldn’t give a deadly sting to the alligator while the alligator promised not to go under and drown the bee.
Soon they were off with the bee riding on the top of the alligator’s head navigating successfully across the river. They were about half way across but, neither of them were in the safe zone where their individual abilities could save then alone. All of the sudden the alligator felt the bee give him the deadly sting.
The Alligator yelled to the bee: “what are you thinking? We were going to make it but, now we both will die? What gives?”
The bee replies: “I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself….I am a bee and that is what I do.”
John Hoff can be compared to the bee. The alligator is like most people and usually don't bother with other people's issues and they make good on their word.
Not the bee.
John Hoff is stuck on the other side of the river and no one will give him a ride because, they all know what will happen to them if they try to reason with him.
HE cannot help himself….it is what he is.