Blogger Johnny Northside Is Helped by "Low Income Property Mogul" Then Turns Against "Slumlords"

"Slug" image courtesy of Ryan Turner

After being a more or less, "John Hoff historian" for the past five years, my reactions to so many of his two-faced, hypocritical and even "thuggish" writings and actions have become somewhat numbed as I am not easily surprised by him anymore. This post is one of the rare times I sit back after discovering Hoff had done something particularly disturbing and think to myself, 'Good God! This slug would think nothing of stealing a toddlers piggy-bank!' (Note: In his Dumpster Diving book he admitted to looting change from a wishing well pool but, that is another story)

Hoff aka Johnny Northside, has done everything he could think of in his attempt to make a name for himself during his self-promoting tour of north Minneapolis. As previously pointed out on this blog, Hoff has gone on an all-out attack against people who the general public would not want to defend. Among some of those targets are Level 3 Sex Offenders, gang members, local residents he has deemed "shady" and one of his favorites to attack... Rental property owners that he has constantly referred to as "Slumlords."

In 2010, Hoff wrote a 24-page plea for "mercy" to the judge in his delinquent child support case that gave an almost play by play description of his life from the early 90's to the present (at that time it was 2010).
In that document, Hoff wrote about two separate times when his very survival was greatly assisted by two people he referred to as "low income rental property mogul" and "low income property mogul(s)."

Blogger Hoff Lies About Where His Donation Money Was Used

Blogger John Hoff owns Minneapolis' most controversial blog,  The Adventures of Johnny Northside.
One of the main purposes for the Misadventures of Johnny Northside blog is to inform the public about Hoff and his past, current and even future wrongdoings. We have documented several instances where Hoff lied to any number of people who range from everyday people who read his blog up to but, not limited to, the Veteran's Administration and at least one judge.

Hoff's biggest enemy is not me, Jim Watkins (as Hoff has stated). Rather it is himself. He gets caught up in the minor publicity that comes with being sued for getting someone fired and LOSING, resulting in a $60,000 judgement against him. For Hoff to appeal the case, he needed roughly $4000 to file the appeal. It ended up being paid by a free speech group that joined his case as a "friend of the court."

Since March of 2011, which is right after he lost round 1 of the "Trial of the Century" (that too was a name Hoff decided to attach to his case), Hoff's homepage on his blog has been soliciting cash donations to help "defend the first amendment." Below is the copy of his plea for money.

Support The Adventures of Johnny Northside--WE NEED FUNDS TO DEFEND THE FIRST AMENDMENT!

 

Blogger Johnny Northside's Penny Stock: Worthless!

On February 21, 2011, Johnny Northside AKA John Hoff, wrote a blog post about a penny stock that he had recently invested his money AND his son's money in. Click here to read his post.

The information below shows the company Hoff invested his and his sons money with, has gone Belly-Up. It seems like everything Hoff touches and puts effort into, seem to do the same thing... TANK!
 The following company financial data was copied on Feb. 28, 2013 and is courtesy of Scottrade.com

SurgLine International, Inc., formerly China Nuvo Solar Energy Inc., is a holding company. The Company wholly owns SurgLine, Inc. (SurgLine) and Nuvo Solar Energy, Inc. Nuvo Solar Energy, Inc. is a development-stage company that owns solar and photovoltaic related technology. The Company is also seeking other business opportunities. 

Bid/Size 0.00 / 0	Ask/Size 0.00 / 0
Price Open 0.00	Previous Close 0.0001
Day High 0.00	Day Low 0.00
52wk High/Date 0.0014 / 5/15/2012	52wk Low/Date 0.0001

Hoff compared this company to north Minneapolis when he said,

"I feel an affinity with the stock. I say to myself, "This stock is like my neighborhood. Right now, you can buy in for pennies on the dollar but we have unlimited potential."

We all have seen the values in Hoff's neighborhood go thru the roof since he announced his big investment. Sarcasm there because, his neighborhood is no better off now than it was before Hoff stumbled into it. One could argue that his "efforts" have done nothing to help the neighborhood but, no one can argue the fact that Hoff's investment vision is really piss-poor.
Hoff's investment in the stock demonstrated that he is "Proud to be an American" ... After all, it WAS a CHINESE company!  Way to invest in your own neighborhood and Country, John!

I might suggest that Hoff should have done some smooth maneuvering and sold the stock when he could have gotten some of the money back. It stands to reason because, before he moved to Minneapolis he maneuvered all around St. Paul. Forget the fact that I am talking about how he lived in a beaten up 1979 Shasta RV and had to constantly move it from street to street to avoid being towed. Click here and see page 11 of the 24-page "Have Mercy" plea Hoff submitted to the judge in  his delinquent child support case.

In looking at past endeavors of John Hoff, I would say the "Safe Bet" is putting your money and trust in places John Hoff is NOT.
"HAVE MERCY!' 

Blogger Johnny Northside Lies to the V.A., the Public and a Judge. Then Begs for "MERCY"

In 2010, blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside was behind in his child support payments and his ex-wife finally took him to court over it.
Some readers may recall that Hoff claimed on his blog that he was never in arrears but, this document clearly shows that he was behind. The document is written by John Hoff and the majority of it is written in the third person as Hoff was acting as his own attorney.

It is really a LONG document to read but, to put it bluntly... It is one of the most entertaining things that Hoff has ever written. Of course, I mean that in a sarcastic tone because, in reality it is disturbing how Hoff took so much time and effort to deflect any blame in the matter while constantly blaming every bump in his road of life as an adult on his ex-wife. Hoff contradicts himself many times in his "plea for mercy" and lied about several things as the document was drafted in his own defense to the presiding judge in the support case.

I will post proof that Hoff lied to:  The judge in the support case. The Veteran's Administration AND to his readers of his blog and the general public. Hoff is a compulsive liar and he commonly lies while attempting to cover any number of his past lies. In the end, Hoff probably can't tell the difference between the truth and one of his lies. I will say that in my opinion, Hoff may not be capable of accepting the truth and therefore, he might not realize that he has lied about something. Regardless, what is posted here was all written by Hoff himself. I am merely documenting his lies and misrepresentations for the readers to see for themselves.

Here is the link to the 24-page Hoff "plea to the court for MERCY"  Click here for Mercy-Hoff

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Blogger John Hoff Published Lies & Twisted Facts While "First Amendment Retaliating" Against Online Foe - Part I

This picture explains the feud between Johnny Northside and the Anti-Johnny Northside

Blogger John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside went on a rampage against this blogger with the intention of ruining my professional reputation while smearing me personally at the same time. He published a three part series on his blog that started in September of 2012 and continued into November. Just a few short years ago Hoff sent me an email that more or less said, "Back off of me or I will be forced to First Amendment Retaliate and ruin your career." Click HERE to read Hoff's email threat.

Readers of this blog know that I did not back down to his threat. It took Hoff a few years but, he did finally carry out his threat and the previous post on this Blog documented proof that his attack has yet to stop.

My time has finally allowed me to address some of the lies and partial truths he published in his 3-part attack against me. This is Part I of my series of setting the record straight.
That reminds me of a joke I made up about John Hoff.

Q: How can someone tell when John Hoff is lying?A: His lips are moving! (in his case, his fingers are moving and typing)

Blogger John Hoff Shows Compassion

Forgive me for the title of this post as it was meant in sarcasm. It would appear that Hoff aka Johnny Northside has been glorifying himself on both his blog as well as on the Facebook page, NorthTalk by claiming awareness to a current law would feed millio... Read what he said on his site for yourself.

"A law that languishes in obscurity could feed our nation and save millions of tons of food, if only the law were promoted and publicized."

Yes Sir! Could it be possible that North Minneapolis' top Bully Blogger and scavenger dumpster diver is turning over a new leaf in his life and putting his extensive, student loan paid education (loans not repaid yet) to good use? Better yet, using it to help save our nation and have no time for using his blog for his personal attacks against those who dare challenge him as he has with attorney Jill Clark and his 58+ posts about her?
To that I say, You can take John Hoff out of the dumpster but, you can't take the dumpster out of Hoff. It is in his blood to attack and stalk others while nearly begging to gain supporters for his actions. Wait! That isn't right. Hoff insists that "I" (Jim Watkins) am the stalker.

NoMi Visit Proves To Be Un-Eventful and Tall Tale For Blogger Johnny Northside

Note: This is the 2nd pic taken of John Hoff's roommate.
Taken by Jim Watkins on Oct. 8, 2012 in North Minneapolis.

In October of 2012, John Hoff wrote a scathing article about me, Jim Watkins (called the “anti Johnny” by Hoff) on his blog, consisting of mostly fiction and/or misrepresenting what really happened. I will warn the readers ahead of time that this post won’t contain any juicy details of the events that really took place because the entire encounter was rather quick and uneventful. True to his style of “stirring up shit” and trying to make something out of nothing, Hoff’s post itself ended up being more entertaining than the encounter itself.

The post I am referring to is called, "Afraid To Visit North Minneapolis Himself, Evil Anti-Johnny Sends "Proxy Fraidy Cat" To This Blogger's House, Chapter Three Of The Evil Anti-Johnny Book Of Revelations.."  Click here to read. 

Below is some of the content from Hoff’s post and my words are in bold red.

“Monday while I was away from home and having a late lunch with my attorney after giving a talk to some law students, the Evil Anti-Johnny blogger sent somebody to my house to snap a picture, and then the dude took off running down the alley like, well, there's just no other way to put it.Like a little bitch....”

2013 Marks Over Five Years Of Blogging For The Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside Blog, Once Deemed a "Bastard Child of a Blog" and "Brief Amusement"

Photo by Anti Johnny of Hoff at Broadway Pizza in 2009. 

Happy 2013 to all the readers of the Mis-Adventures blog!
The last few months of 2012 were busy ones for me and I didn't post much on this blog as a result. However, that is not saying there was nothing John Hoff-related to post. Hoff was plenty busy keeping up with his attacks against me both on his blog as well as other sites on the Internet. In the coming weeks I will be addressing some of them and ignoring the rest as they tend to be both non-sense and/or repetitive.
I will also be posting my long-overdue response to Hoff's post, "Afraid To Visit North Minneapolis Himself, Evil Anti-Johnny Sends "Proxy Fraidy Cat" To This Blogger's House, Chapter Three Of The Evil Anti-Johnny Book Of Revelations.." 
Consider it the other side to the story if you like but, as I will explain, about the only story involved was the above mentioned post on Hoff's blog and how he came up with such a crazy, far-fetched and some of it simply un-true analysis of the otherwise un-eventful encounter.

All of that and a lot of other updates about John Hoff will be posted here soon!

The headline of this post shows "Bastard Child Of A Blog" and "Brief Amusement" in quotations and the credit for them goes to John Hoff AKA Johnny Northside himself.
The Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside blog began back in August of 2008 and within days of its birth, Hoff posted his response/opinion to it on his blog. Here is the link to that post... Hoff on the Mis-Adventures of Johnny Northside. In that post, Hoff first referred to me as the "Anti Johnny" and called this blog a "Bastard Child Of A Blog" and "Brief Amusement". Here we are in 2013, over five years since it first appeared online and I can say that John Hoff was mistaken. He was mistaken because, the Mis-Adventures has been alive and well since and is only five months younger than his "long running" blog, The Adventures of Johnny Northside.
This is only my opinion but, with all the content this blog has brought to the public about Hoff and what is soon to come... This blog has been anything but, a "brief amusement" to John Hoff.