Wednesday, September 23, 2009
One thing I have learned about myself over the past three years is that I will go out of my way to help and stand by a friend. I knew that in doing so, the attack dogs would be sent after me and they have. The biggest of those attack dogs has actually turned out to be a gorilla. An "800 Pound Gorilla" to be exact.
My encounters with the 800 pound gorilla was mostly in defense of my friend. When the events surrounding my friend came to a close, I kept an eye on the 800PG (Pound Gorilla) and saw that it went about attacking others as it had with me, using tactics such as bullying, force and threats, etc..
This 800PG has a goal... A Vision and, a history of using Mafia-like tactics to get what it wants and God help you if you dare cross this 800PG!
Another thing I have learned in the past three years is how to C.Y.A.
In this world we live in, there are simply too many people who will lie, cheat and go to extremes to either get themselves out of trouble or to get someone else in trouble. I was forced to stand by and watch as my friend was crucified by the media, individuals, politicians and.... An 800 Pound Gorilla!
It didn't take me long to realize that it would be a no-win situation every time I went against the 800PG due to the fact that it didn't play by the rules. What is worse is the 800PG broke the rules and made new ones up as it continued on its quest for "Dominance."
Always, always COVER YOUR ASS! You never know when you might need proof that an 800 Pound Gorilla named John Hoff, will attack you. CYA for me means recording phone calls, taking screen shots of web sites to document information before it is deleted, video recording encounters and saving emails are all things that I have done in order to protect myself and warn others about this savage... Monkey. These things will be posted here for the public to decide for themselves.
I am no expert on Primates but, I have taken note of a few of their characteristics. The first is obvious. Gorillas have incredible physical strength. Others are that they are territorial and they appear to have an attitude of "open up a can of whoop-ass, then we can talk."
The one that stands out in my mind is the fact that while they are a force that are not to be taken lightly, they are after all, a primate. A gorilla. A Monkey and they are not the smartest animals on the face of the earth. At least not when compared to humans. The 800 Pound Gorilla has been tearing through people on its quest to be Johnny Northside while I have been covering my ass, waiting for the time to let the people know that a gorilla lurks in N Minneapolis. The good news is that common sense and logical thinking (along with CYA) are the tools that are needed to cast this monkey out of its territory where it will need to find another place to be its stomping ground. North Dakota and Seattle has already dealt with this gorilla so, it won't be going to either of those places.
This post marks the first of many to come in my quest. My quest to offer the public honest proof of the fact that there is a brutal, viscous 800 Pound Gorilla on the rampage in North Minneapolis and it is disguised as a fellow named John Hoff, otherwise known as Johnny Northside.
We need to have some fun along the way as well. So, I have some stuff that will poke fun at the monkey for our entertainment.