Keith Reitman Vs. John Hoff: Let's Compare

A few days ago John Willard Hoff AKA Johnny Northside, wrote about NoMi Landlord Keith Reitman. Alright, he didn't really write about him... He slammed him. John refers to Reitman on his blog as a "Slumlord" and the reason he attacked him this time was merely to copy and paste court cases that Reitman has been involved in. Click here to read the bashing... Johnny Northside Bashes Reitman.

John Hoff calls himself a Journalist but, in my opinion he does not come close. John creates buzz by taking aim at targets he thinks he can sway the public into siding with him. A good example would be John taking aim at Level 3 Sex Offenders. Even though John took the role of a vigilante against them, he figured anyone who says John is wrong in doing so, is simply supporting the L3SO's and they will wish they never went against John.
I think John falls well short of being among the ranks of respected Journalists such as, oh I don't know maybe Walter Cronkite. I think you need to look a bit further down the list to find journalists that John can hang with. Journalists like Maury Povich, Morton Downey and Geraldo Rivera.
Ok, I apologize. I know that it is an insult to those mentioned above to associate them with the likes of Hoff but, I can't think of anyone who is less respected or a bigger sleaze-ball than John Hoff. How big of a loser is John Hoff? Well if I could, I would bet all my money on John Hoff to finish last in the Human Race.

Getting back to Reitman...
Look at all those court cases he has been involved in. If anything, Keith Reitman should win some sort of award for having to go against all those bottom feeders who sued him to make a quick buck and all those tenants who broke their lease agreements, most of which was because, they did not pay their rent.
Yet, Keith Reitman is called a Slumlord.

How about the bottom-feeders of the world, like John Hoff? He is the "Catfish" of Journalism. Makes a career from feeding off the crap at the bottom and is content in his part of the world but, little does John know that no one wants to live with a bottom feeder. I know, it is an insult to Catfish to compare them to John Hoff. Perhaps a more appropriate fish would be the Carp. A waste of a fish if there ever was one and they, like John Hoff are also cold blooded.

Have a look at the cases John has been involved in. Oh, keep in mind that John always seems to be the Defendant.  Hmm, I wonder why that is?

27-CV-09-17778 Civil/Contract
27-CV-10-3378 Civil/Other

19WS-FA-10-160 Custody

19-F3-05-003698 Interstate Support

76-CV-06-655 Civil/Other ($3,228 unsatisfied Judgement)

37-VB-10-95 Criminal/Speeding

75-VB-09-653 Criminal/Speeding

82-VB-08-13920 Motor Vehicle Registration - Gross Weight Exceeds Registered Limit

Drove .5 hr past the 11 hour rule

56-T0-04-004366 Criminal/Speeding
 
Don't forget about the time John was ticketed in Seattle for sitting on a sidewalk. Thats right, sitting on a sidewalk! He can't plead "stupid" to that one when he was found sitting with a bunch of "anti-sidewalk sitting law" flyers on his lap that surely explained why he thought the law was stupid and therefore, should not be a law. "SO SAY'ETH THE HOFF!"
One of the lines used to promote and describe the contents of his second book, The Art & Science of Dumpster Diving. The Advanced Course, was: "How to dive for information and use it to humiliate corporations, politicians and other evil-doers."
 
I don't claim to know much of anything about Keith Reitman but, when looking over the list of court cases John posted on his blog about him, I saw what amounted to a high cost of doing business for Reitman.
That's Real Estate though. That's Keith Reitman's business. Then along came a bottom-feeding Carp named John Hoff. He is a bottom-feeding so-called journalist who writes mostly trash. But, that's John Hoff's business... Trash.