Johnny Northside Vs. L3SO's - Anti-Johnny Has A Plan!

Now that John Willard Hoff aka Johnny Northside has had the restraining order against him made public, he is once again blogging about Level 3 Sex Offenders in North Minneapolis and how excited he is about the ruling just made by the Supreme Court. John has literally gone after Pete Rickmyer because,  he knows nobody will have the stones to tell him he is taking the law into his own hands on the matter and the laws even apply to him. Anyone who has done that John blasts their name on the Internet and states that the person supports sex offenders. Typical John to twist it into something that makes him look like he is the good guy.

I got to thinking about John and this stupid public battle he has launched against the L3SO's and he won't stop until some are shipped out to the suburbs and away from NoMi. (has anyone else noticed that most of the sex offenders lived in NoMi long before John ever started to LOOK for a house there?)
John has violated, broken or simply ignored so many rules and laws with issues about himself and his house that I came up with a great solution to the problem.

John has yet to pay ANY property taxes on his house since he bought it in 2008. The Truth in Housing agreement he signed which lists all the repairs he was given 90 days to address have all been ignored. In other words, John's house is nothing but a pile of shit and he is just fine with that. The restraining order states that John has left bruises on his 12-year old son. The same son that John is in a current custody battle with his ex-wife over and court records show that his ex also has him back in court because, he has not paid his child support as stipulated by the court.

John bashes L3SO's who merely live in the neighborhood yet, he doesn't pay his child support, is in danger of losing any custody he now has AND the restraining order states that he has been physical enough with his son that he has left him bruised! I am going out on a limb here and stating that John Hoff is a bigger piece of trash than any of his recent targets! Thats a double standard if I ever heard of one.

The State and the City of Minneapolis should impose the following "sanctions" on Mr. I Play By My Own Rules Hoff:

- Move 3-5 L3SO's into John's house at 2226 Bryant Ave. N. and give them free rent.
- John must live in the same house as the selected L3SO's
- John must not unfairly blog about any of the L3SO's assigned to live in the house and he must interact
    and be friendly with them while assisting with the repairs
- All people living in the house will address every repair that is needed until it passes inspection
- The city will pay John's past due property taxes for him with the condition that he must re-pay the loan
- John will have six months after the repairs are completed to repay the loan for the taxes and
   materials & labor for the repairs.
- If he does not repay the money he owes AND proves he can't work and play well with others
   during the repairs and six month period, the city will foreclose on his property, evict him and sell
   the house.
   The proceeds from the sale will then be applied to satisfy the amount he was to
   have paid. The city will also place a judgement on him personally so, he would not simply be
   let off the hook and allowed to screw the city out of what he owes them.

Thats it! Fair play for a very unfair bully! John thinks he can't handle living in the same area as other L3SO's, well lets see how much he likes having to be ROOMMATES with them!

Please note that this entire post was written as a light-hearted joke and is not to be taken seriously. Although I do have to admit, it sure would be funny as hell and deserving if this was to happen!